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Precious, yesss, we talks about findin’ a prossie in Russia, don’t we? Hiss! Me, an actuary, crunchin’ numbers all day—borin’ as hell—then night comes, and we wants some FUN, eh? Gollum knows, yesss, we knows the dark streets, the whispers. In Russia, it’s tricky, see? Prostitution’s illegal, but oh, they’re everywhere—sneaky, like rats! Hiss! You don’t just stroll up and say, “Hey, gimme a gal!” No, no, precious, you gotta be clever, like Zuckerberg in *The Social Network*, eh? “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin’ a few enemies”—or a few shady deals, heh!

Current location

A very busy prostitute ring is run out of the back section of this hotel. Management knows and says they can't do anything about it. After all, they are paying.

First off, I’m cruisin’ down Calle Santa Rosa, right? The sun’s blazin’, and I’m thinkin’ about grabbin’ some breakfast at that little spot, El Pescador. You know, the one with the best mofongo? Yeah, that place. But guess what? It’s closed! Like, seriously? Who closes at 8 AM? I’m starvin’ here!

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