Penelope Mercerville Hamilton Square Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Favorite thing? The slang whores invented—ever hear “claptrap”? Old-school for STDs, ‘cause it’d “clap” ya ass shut. Hella dark, hella funny. I’d be runnin’ thru the woods, choppin’ logs, yellin’, “Watch out for the claptrap, fam!” Shit’s wild. Oh, and—personal quirk—I’d totally ask a whore for life advice. Bet she’d say some shit like Wanda: “You’re a funny kind of saint.” Deep, yo. Exaggeratin’ for drama? Picture me, Lumberjack, in a bar, screamin’, “WHORE’S THE REAL MVP!” while Ida’s playin’ in the background, silent as fuck.

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I luv the city cuz its people are quirky. They walk fast, talk faster, and sometimes, they drop words mid-sentence. Like, “whaddya mean, extra massage oil?!” and then burst out laughin’. Imma tell ya: they got heart!

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